Dear Miku/Annie-epicjactations (https://www.deviantart.com/annie-epicjactations)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over and I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it When I threw up in your sock drawer Under the bus(THE HELL YOU DOING WITH A SOCK DRAWER UNDER A BUS, MIKU) and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that we're related(hell yesssss). I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Go milk a cow,
Bri
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